Contains Mild Peril Tee

Contains Mild Peril T-shirt by TheKatzStudio.

Every family has one person in charge of setting fire to the pudding, and they always use slightly too much brandy. A Christmas pudding, holly on top and brandy butter dripping down the sides, goes up in a very generous blue and orange blaze, while a fire extinguisher waits patiently beside the plate. "CONTAINS" and "MILD PERIL" sit above, and the ingredients are listed underneath: "brandy · one sixpence · a small controlled fire". For whoever lights the pudding, whoever holds the fire extinguisher, and everyone who keeps a safe distance.

The details

• Front print only (nothing on the back, hood or sleeves). The design is about 27 cm wide and 33 cm tall, across the chest as shown in the photos.
• Full-colour retro cartoon illustration with brown and red lettering. This is a printed design, not embroidery.
• Printed direct-to-garment (DTG) with water-based inks.
• The garment is a Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton T-shirt: a classic-fit, midweight unisex tee in 100% cotton, with a ribbed crew neck.
• Colour: Natural (a soft off-white).
• Unisex sizes S, M, L, XL and 2XL.
• AI-assisted artwork: the illustration began as an AI-generated image, finished in our studio. All wording and layout are our own.

Sizing

Please check the size chart in the photos before ordering. It shows length, chest and sleeve measurements in centimetres and inches. The fit is unisex and classic (not fitted), so size down for a closer fit or up for a relaxed, oversized look.

Care

Machine wash at a low temperature, inside out, with similar colours. Avoid bleach and fabric softener. Tumble dry on low, or hang to dry for a longer life. Cool iron inside out and never iron directly on the print. Do not dry clean.

Made to order

Each T-shirt is printed to order via our UK print partner, who handles production and posting for us. Our print partner usually takes about 3 to 5 working days (72 to 120 hours) to print and pack your order, then UK delivery typically takes 2 to 3 working days.

Ordering for Christmas? Please allow up to 8 working days for printing and delivery, and order early: the last week before Christmas is the busiest time for printers and the post.

Because every item is printed specially for you, please double-check your size and colour before ordering. If anything arrives faulty or damaged, contact us and we'll put it right.

Photos: the garment photos are digital mock-ups showing the actual print design at its true size. Colours may look slightly different on screen.

Designed with AI-assisted illustration: the illustration started as an AI-generated image that we cut out, cleaned up and finished in our studio; all lettering and layout are our own. Original design by TheKatzStudio.